Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
operation have a gay friend backfired
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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