508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
