I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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