Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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