Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Randomize
