better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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