WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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