Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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