why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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