What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I love you. Go after that dick
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