WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
