We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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