why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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