no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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