Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Enjoy the penises
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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