Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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