god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
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