Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
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