He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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