i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Too much gin, very little bucket
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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