Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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