you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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