Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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