I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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