i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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