dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
