Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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