so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
