I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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