Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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