Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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