idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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