i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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