We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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