Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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