Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Randomize
