Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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