Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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