Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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