I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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