yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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