Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
