You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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