I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
that's an acceptable place to lick
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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