Having a random hookup so left but love u
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Randomize