So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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