chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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