i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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