did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Randomize
