She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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