I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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