I'm drive I can fine osifer
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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