My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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