Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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