You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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