She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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