Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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