Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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