She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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